Spiritual Guide

TAOISM:
Shit happens.

ATHEISM:
I don't believe this shit.

HINDUISM:
This shit happened before.

ISLAM:
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

NEW AGE:
A firm shit does not happen to me.

BUDDHISM:
If shit happens, it is not really shit.

JUDAISM:
Why does shit always happens to us?

CATHOLICISM:
If shit happens, you deserved it.

CONFUCIANISM:
Confucius says, "Shit happens".

PROTESTANTISM:
Let shit happens to someone else.

ZEN-BUDDHISM:
What is the sound of shit happening?